Scott and Maré regroup in Seattle to discuss poetry, swimming pools and, of course, blow jobs, because we can't go a single episode without talking about them.

We also talk about...

• Soul Patch, an unfortunate facial hair choice.
• How Tipping Works, a complicated issue.
• How to Get the Girl, the numbers don't lie.
• Texas State Capitol, the pinkest capitol.
• Pottermore, get sorted by the hat!
• Wizard People, Dear Reader, seriously.
• deviantART, art, poetry, etc. community.
• Song Fight!, a thing Scott used to do.
• Animation is a Gift Word, so is "poet".
• Ladies of the World, by Flight of the Conchords.
• Sam Weber's Twitter, wise words.
• Rise and Fall of Online Empires, inevitable.

Support Kiss and Tell...

• Singing Star, Scott's new iOS game.
• Letters to an Absent Father, Maré's new edition!
• Letters to Myself, Scott wrote it and Maré illustrated.