We're back for season two! Or whatever it is we're calling this... Learn about furniture sex, missing girlfriends and the mysteries of the vagina.

We also talk about...

• Future Thoughts, a Brad Neely cartoon involving couch sex.
• Chungking Express, before there was Amélie.
• Jonathan Strange & Mr. Norrell, a magic book that Maré likes.
• Oliver Twist, a tale of brotherly torture.
• A Tale of Two Cities, a book about homework and beheadings.
• The Frighteners, the movie was better than the book.
• Taken, Liam Neeson will save your girlfriend.
• The Largest Snake, a giant reptile Scott met in the jungle.
• Durian, a delicious fruit that smells like death.
• Just Dance Acapella, adorable Indonesian kids cover GaGa.
• Still Life, a thing Scott recently made.